Pioneer Valley HS
April 25, 2017
Issue 130 vol. 2
Doc, Please Don’t Say it’s Senioritis
-Cacilda Ramirez and Araceli Flores
According to the urban dictionary senioritis is a crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as graduation. Some people believe that they will not catch it, but once you are ending your senior year, you begin to slack off. Seniors especially have to try their hardest from the beginning until the end and finish their high school days strong. We wish all the seniors good luck!
"Senioritis hasn't completely hit me yet, although I do get stressed about certain things. I was expecting to feel that I'm done with school when we came back from break, but no. For now I'm okay. Maybe in the middle of May I'll feel the whole senioritis thing." -Ruby Mendez, right (12)
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"At this point, I'm getting too lazy to study for tests and I seem to procrastinate at times when I'm trying to finish my homework. I just can't wait to walk on stage already." -Oscar Vargas, left (12)
"Many have caught the highly contagious phenomenon at the end of the high school year and what is known as senioritis. From what I have experienced, I have gotten it. There is a lot of things to worry about like grades, prom, senior portraits, etc. This is just too much! I've slacked in all of this and I get distracted in many ways, but all I know is I can't let senioritis take over!" -Sadie Amaya (12)
"Senoritis is when students get tired of getting assigned all kinds of work. We just have to keep going and keep trying."
-Elena Gaytan (12)
"The thing that makes senioritis exist is the fact that most people come to school dressed like they're ready for bed. It all kicks in after winter break , where we're all lazy and no one wants to do anything anymore . We're just over it!"
-Annyssa Sanchez (12)
Man, Those Shoes Look Clean!
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Just from a little pre-treating the shoes came out with little dirt and overall a clean shoe, but to detail the shoe and make them look as good as you got them you put them in the wash with the laundry system that was used.
-Kevon Cabatic
Santa Maria's Legendary Pantry Reviewed
The Pantry On Park feeds you a country kitchen home-style breakfast at good prices. Everyone there has friendly smiles and provides great service. If you're looking for authentic American home-style breakfast, this place will surely serve it right. They also have freshly baked goods! The inside has nice decor with vintage pans, pots, and antiques that give you that 1950s country kitchen ambiance. I had the Portuguese Skillet which is served at a great price. It comes with a homemade biscuit and gravy, topped off with three eggs, and they stir up some linguiça including sautéed green bell pepper, onions, cheese, and potatoes. It's cooked to perfection with a good side of coffee or orange juice as a preference. Overall, this is a great place if you're looking for something to eat.
-Xayda Gonzalez
Sexual Assault Awareness Week
Tuesday 4/25/17 wear neon “Break the Silence about Sexual Violence”
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Wednesday 4/26/17 wear denim/jeans for Denim Day. We will have our rally at
lunch with guests from the Rape Crisis Center.
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Thursday 4/27/17 wear black “Take Back the Night”
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Friday 4/28/17 wear flannel to symbolize that anyone could be a victim or perpetrator of sexual assault. It doesn’t matter what you look like or who you are.
PVHS Athletics Schedule
Tuesday 25-Apr 4:30 V Baseball @ SLO
Tuesday 25-Apr 3:30 Tennis @ Arroyo Grande
Tuesday 25-Apr 2:00 Golf vs Atascadero (Black Lake)
Tuesday 25-Apr 4:30/5:30 JV/V Vball @ Arroyo Grande
Tuesday 25-Apr 3:00 SWIM @ Righetti
Wed 26-Apr 4:30 V Baseball vs SLO
Wed 26-Apr 4:30 FR/JV Baseball @ SLO
Thursday 27-Apr 3:30 Tennis vs Atascadero
Thursday 27-Apr 2:00 Golf vs Righetti (Black Lake)
Thursday 27-Apr 4:30/5:30 JV/V Vball vs Atascadero
Friday 28-Apr 2:00 TRACK @ Atascadero
Friday 28-Apr 4:30 JV/V Softball @ Paso Robles
Fri-Sat Apr 28-29 TBD V Vball @ Cescenta Valley
Friday 28-Apr 7:00 V Baseball @ SLO
Friday 28-Apr 4:30 FR/JV Baseball vs SLO